August 24th Junk Yard

Junk Yard Poetry Day......

First...The Rules.....

1. NO EDITING! ( you are on your honour on this one)

2. Must post before the following weeks topics go up...( originally it was that the poem had to be posted in mere minutes, but given the different time zones and locations it makes more sense to allow for these things) Please Use comments to let me know you are in! ******By now you have all realized how lax i am about this rule.....

3. Poem has to be written in less than 10 minutes.....Yes you heard me 10 minutes or less, with again i repeat..No EDITING

This weeks topics....

1. Tooth Fairy
2. Dentists
3. Smile!

Fangs offering...

The Tooth Fairy, who is she?
I'll bite her in the ass if she comes for me!
I don't see a dentist, for I'm a dog you see,
my teeth get brushed by Mommy and Daddy.

Ocho's offering....

Fangs teeth are sharp
She likes to bite!
It really hurts me
When we fight.
Mom rubs our teeth
With chickeny gunk
So our mouths
don't smell like junk!
The other day
Fangs tooth came free
It fell on the floor
For all to see!
The Tooth Fairy came
And gave her a treat
A tasty Milkbone
For Fang to eat!

Moneymiss's offering....

She sails through the night
Picking up your teeth
Cursing that you forgot to brush
"WHY?"
She wails,
"Is my job to do with placque?
I don't even get paid
A dentists Fees!"
And, so, tonight,
Little kiddies,
As you go to sleep,
Remember the tooth
Fairy
And don't
Forget
To brush