For the past year or so, I have been involved with a super group on-line. The banner has been posted for all to see here on the blog, and i wear my t-shirt proudly. But, just in case you were not aware of this little group...I will direct you to this.
I am hoping that now that we have been "outed" my cover as a boring housewife-mother-student will still suffice. It has been increasingly difficult to hide this from you all, considering the distance of which I need to travel to get to our secret missions and all.
It has been hard going to classes, cooking dinner, caring for Papa and in between it all being part of a super top secret naval intelligence group. Thank goodness I have some really smart cohorts. They have enabled me to continue my studies as we worked on try to save the world...as we do every day. Sometimes we feel like rats in a lab, but nothing will stop us from our mission.
For those that know me in real life, you may not have ever doubted this quiet Canadian girl (if indeed that is what I am...maybe that is a rouse too) had it not been for THIS article.
Now what am I going to do?
Anyone interested in a secret decoder ring, or learning the secret handshake? Since we are no longer secret, there seems to be little point in carrying on the deception. Guess it's back to the boring humdrum life for me. Too bad, cause i was just getting used to the time travel/transporter that allowed me to be in two countries at the same time. (Hey Nathan, do I have to give that back? It came in really handy at Christmas....let me know via the fowl-fone)
Yay us! I'm sure Keith is proud of you as well.
Posted by: Vince | December 31, 2008 at 12:30 PM
fowl-phone? Nobody tells me anything!
Posted by: Nathan | December 31, 2008 at 12:42 PM
Clean that wax outta your ears Nathan!
Posted by: Random Michelle | December 31, 2008 at 01:09 PM
Proud?
Ever seen Mr. and Mrs. Smith?
I DID'NT KNOW
When does the first cheque come in? I need a new game controller.
Posted by: Keith Wilson | December 31, 2008 at 01:30 PM
So she was listening to Leonard Cohen's "Bird On A Wire" when the fowl-phone squawked at her. She thought about ducking the call, but something goosed her into answering it.
"Maybe I'm high as a kite," he said, "but I didn't think this thing still worked."
Her eyes narrowed hawkishly. "You're robin' me of study time, Admiral," she said.
"I'm robin' you?" he parroted back. "Look, I wouldn't've called if it hadn't'a been important. Some canary in a coal mine has pigeonholed the organization in a blog post at an anti-LHC site."
She pictured him hunched like a vulture over his phone, owlish in his glasses. She began to count down backwards from a hundred, knowing impatience was the Admiral's cardinal sin.
"You're activated, okay!" he finally screeched, sounding a little like a parakeet. "Tern in your papers for school and get your ass into gear, this JT is turning into an albatross 'round my neck!" and slammed the phone down.
She smiled a flamingo smile and put the phone down.
Posted by: Eric | December 31, 2008 at 02:02 PM
Hey Eric, have i mentioned how much I swoon for you...in a non-creepy-super-spy-sort-of-way yet today?
No?
Consider yourself told!
Posted by: rileymom | December 31, 2008 at 02:27 PM
Damnit, Eric, you can't just go spraying puns about like that. People could get hurt. Save it for the anti-LHC crowd, big guy, use your super abilities only for evil.
Posted by: Jim Wright | December 31, 2008 at 02:58 PM
If you're done spying -- I would like your black hole detector. I hate when we have to wait for them to swallow planets before we find 'em.
Posted by: Shawn Powers | December 31, 2008 at 03:25 PM
Hey, boss, an escaped black hole ate my expense reports. Really.
So Kim, will your life be easier or harder now that you've been outed as a super-spy? I mean, you don't have to hide, but now you have to deal with the celebrity aspect of it all.
Posted by: Jeri | January 01, 2009 at 10:48 PM